You Know You Are The Significant Other Of Someone In EMS Or The Fire Department When...
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You wake up to your alarm clock and shout "will you shut that f***ing pager off already"
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Your idea of a massage is having your S.O. practice secondary survey on you.
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Your idea of foreplay is a priapism sweep or a check for wetness.
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You have many EMS or fire shirts and never bought one.
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Your idea of a turn on is wearing their sweaty gear.
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You have ever been stood up for a call.
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You see Backdraft and want to imitate the hosebed scene
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You have ever waited 6 hours while they went on a "quick" call.
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You are more familiar with their station that your parents home.
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You can discuss dismemberment at the dinner table without vomiting.
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You belong to one of the following clubs: Ferno, Code 3, Hosebed, Hotride (did I cover them all).
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You have memorized all their radio codes.
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You have a scanner and all of their frequencies programmed in.
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You read web pages like this one :-)
You Know You Are The Significant Other Of Someone In EMS Or The Fire Department When....