EMT Definitions Of Firefighter Terms
- Alcohol Foams- What happens when you shake a bottle of alcohol
- Backdraft - A movie about firefighters
- Becket Bend - The turn onto Becket Rd.
- Closet hook - What you hang your jacket on
- Detroit door opener - They have strange doors in Detroit
- Donut roll - A new Dunkin Donuts treat
- Flashover - Too many lights on the fire truck (it looks like a Christmas tree)
- Forward lay - The missionary position
- Half sheep shank - A hillbilly getting caught with the sheep before he is done
- Halligan - The headlamps in the ambulance
- High expansion foam - What you get when you open a warm beer
- Hose appliances - Sex toys
- Hose bed - A poor man's water bed
- Hose lays - Gets a lot
- Hump Hose - Firefighters really need to get laid more often if they do this
- Kelly tool - What you use to fix Kelly when she is bad
- Reverse lay - Doggie style
- Water hammer - A new tool for banging in nails with water
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