Must
        be able to work long hours with frequent mandatory overtime. Few
        holidays and weekends off. Must be able to keep massive amounts of
        paperwork up to date while making split-second, life or death decisions.
        Must be immune to verbal abuse and able to neutralize the occasional
        physical assault. Must display patience, kindness, understanding and
        caring, even when personal life is coming apart at the seams. Must show
        no aversion to blood, vomit, oozing infections, or human body wastes.
        Salary is in no way commensurate with knowledge or ability. Only those
        interested in dealing with depressing situations on a daily basis need
        apply.