A Nurse's Wish
Three nurses are walking
along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the
nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give
each of you one
wish," announces the genie. The first nurse says, "I want to be
twice as smart as I am
now, that way I'll be a better nurse." The genie puts his hand to his
temple and
concentrates, then smiles and says, "It is done." The second
nurse declares, "Well, I
want to be ten times as smart!" Again, the genie concentrates and
then says, "It is
done." The third nurse, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make
me one hundred times
smarter than I am now?" The genie puts his hand to his temple, then
pauses and asks
the third nurse:
"Are you sure you want to be
a Paramedic?"
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