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A Nurse's Wish

Three nurses are walking along the beach  when they find an old lamp. One of the
nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one
wish," announces the genie. The first nurse says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am
now, that way I'll be a better nurse." The genie puts his hand to his temple and
concentrates, then smiles and says, "It is done." The second nurse declares, "Well, I
want to be ten times as smart!" Again, the genie concentrates and then says, "It is
done." The third nurse, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make me one hundred times
smarter than I am now?" The genie puts his hand to his temple, then pauses and asks
the third nurse:

"Are you sure you want to be a Paramedic?"


A Nurse's Wish

A Paramedic's Wish

The Rules Of EMS

You Might Be In EMS If...

The Difference Between God And A Paramedic

EMT Definitions of Firefighter Terms

New Mexico Law

Private Sector Annual Survey

EMS Medical Terminology

EMS One-Liners

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

EMS Run Report Acronyms

Redneck Dictionary Of Medical Terms

Wanted: EMTs And Paramedics

Beast Medic From Hell