Airborne Ranger: Suicide by fall
BA Bingo: Play the lottery on blood alcohol results
Bluey on the Green: Full arrest on the golf course
Car vs. Pole: "But I only had two beers!"
Concrete Poisoning: What a jumper dies from
Cranial Rectal Inversion: Head up butt
Doing the "Elvis": Vagaling out on the toilet
Doing the Tuna: Seizures
Hamburger Helper: Pedestrian vs. AMTRAK
Hang A Texaco Drip: Haul Butt Fast
Instant Ambulance: Hip pack carried by an over-zealous medic
Insurance Pain: "Neck Pain" secondary to a minor MVA
Laser Trace: Asystole (dead as a hammer)
Mr. Sta-Puft: the DOA after 2 weeks without A.C.
"O" Sign: Someone lying unconscious with their mouth open
Pap Smear: Fatherhood test
Patient Vu: The strange feeling that you've transported a particular patient before
Person of Xenon: Guy who runs with every light known to man on the top
Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality: Cocaine O.D.
Pharmaceutically Gifted: A steroid user
Projectile Vomit: ALWAYS has the right of way!!
Randy Rescue: New guy with more crap on his belt than in his truck
Rectovisualitis: When your rectal nerves are crossed with your visual nerves, it affects your outlook on life
Road Pizza: Motorcycle crash victim
Stare of Life: The look on a Rookie's face during his first code
Urban Outdoorsman: Homeless person
V-Fib: A person full of contradictions
Vertically Challenged Person of Size: A 400lb guy on upper floors with no elevator
Vital Signs "WNL": We Never Looked
Walky Talky: Someone who can ambulate and converse
Windshield Taste Test: MVA victim who nails the windshield unrestrained