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Run Report Acronyms

ABC
Airway, Bury 'em and Call the florist (if you don't do the first you'll be doing the other two)

ABC
Ambulate Before Carry

ABC
Ambulance Before Cruiser (the favored progression from the police point of view)

LOLINAD
Little Old Lady In No Apparent Distress

LOLFOF
Little Old Lady Fell On Floor

WABC
Wallet, Airway, Breathing, Circulation

RTC
Ready To Croak

FTD
Fixin' To Die

TMB
Too Many Birthdays (usually FTD)

GOMER
Get Out of My Emergency Room

HVLT
High Velocity Lead Therapy

CPR
Can't Possibly Recover

CPR
Check Pockets and Run

DRT
Dead Right There

DRTY
Dead Right There...Yesterday

DWPA
Death With Paramedic Assistance

MAD
Met At Door

MARS
Met At Road with Suitcase

FUB
Found Under Bridge

FUC
Found Under Car

DOG
Dead On Ground

FOGD
Found On Ground Dead

DMD
Damn Near Dead

COS
Crock Of Sh**

WPOS
Worthless Piece Of Sh**

ADASTW
Arrived Dead And Stayed That Way

BART
Body Assuming Room Temperature

SPW
Sucking Pond Water

OFD
Obviously F****** Dead

FDGB
Fall Down, Go Boom

TADB
Temporarily Animated Dead Body

FUBAR
Fu***d Up Beyond All Recognition

FTF
Far Too Fat

HHS
Haitian Hysterical Syndrome (Portuguese, Jamaican, etc.)

TOBAS
Take Out Back And Shoot

BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

EMS
Earn Money Sleeping

AMF-YOYO
Adios, Mother F***er, You're On Your Own

HUMOR

A Nurse's Wish

A Paramedic's Wish

The Rules Of EMS

You Might Be In EMS If...

The Difference Between God And A Paramedic

EMT Definitions of Firefighter Terms

New Mexico Law

Private Sector Annual Survey

EMS Medical Terminology

EMS One-Liners

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

EMS Run Report Acronyms

Redneck Dictionary Of Medical Terms

Wanted: EMTs And Paramedics

Beast Medic From Hell